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Men's OppoSuits Stars and Stripes Costume Suit

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Item # OSOSUI0023
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  • Pants
  • Tie
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Size Chart
Size Measurement Standard Metric
38 Chest 41 1/2" 105cm
38 Waist 34 1/2" 88cm
38 Inseam 33" 84cm
Size Measurement Standard Metric
40 Chest 43" 109cm
40 Waist 35" 89cm
40 Inseam 33 1/2" 85cm
Size Measurement Standard Metric
42 Chest 44 1/2" 113cm
42 Waist 36" 91cm
42 Inseam 34" 86cm
Size Measurement Standard Metric
44 Chest 46" 117cm
44 Waist 37 1/2" 95cm
44 Inseam 34 1/2" 88cm
Size Measurement Standard Metric
46 Chest 48" 122cm
46 Waist 39" 99cm
46 Inseam 34 3/4" 88cm
Size Measurement Standard Metric
48 Chest 50 1/2" 128cm
48 Waist 41" 104cm
48 Inseam 35" 89cm
Features
  • Men's OppoSuits Stars and Stripes Suit
  • 100% polyester, 200% amazing according to the product label
  • Suit jacket is fully lined
  • 2 button closure in jacket front, false pocket flaps
  • Necktie matches suit, and it's not a clip on so learn how to tie a tie already!
  • Pants have button and hook closure over zipper
  • Front and back pants pockets
  • Pants intentionally long for styling on casual footwear
  • Some tailoring may be required, suits are made to be tailored w/ ease
  • *NOTE: OppoSuits have a slim-fit design, please consult size chart

Uncle Sam wants YOU...to dress like you take your love for country seriously!

In the shadows of his 200-year-old office on Capitol Hill, Old Sammy has been hearing whispers of ghastly new trends in modern society: a water-bottle-flipping hobby with zero utility, some spastic muscle condition called "dabbing" that's crippling the nation, and camouflage-patterned attire for everyone—like you're all out there trying to hide your patriotism! Ben Franklin and George Washington are literally doing barrel rolls in their graves, wondering where they went wrong, plotting to tunnel out and propose a new anti-dabbing amendment to the Constitution! Or so we hear.

As a public service, we've devised a step-by-step method that might just please our iconic uncle. First things first, take your face out of your elbow and straighten those arms. Next, wiggle your arms around and appreciate the sweet, sweet freedom of motion that comes outside that "dab" form. Still following? Now use your newfound freedom to pick up all those plastic water bottles! We've got only one earth, man! Alright... see that? Uncle Sam's beginning to crack a warm smile of approval.

Last - but absolutely not least - grab your nicest Oxfords (sneakers will work, too), a crisp white dress shirt, and your favorite tie clip. Set those next to your copy of The Autobiography of Ben Franklin on the bedside table, take a deep breath, and mentally prepare yourself for the most important step: Slipping into this OppoSuits Stars and Stripes Suit. Hop into the slim-fitting pants and blazer, walk the neighborhood like patriotism incarnate, and you'll have even Lady Liberty swooning.

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